Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him
- Unknown

What is Christmas?
It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future.
It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal,
and that every path may lead to peace.
- Agnes M. Pharo

Jennifer Bofinger, media spokeswoman for the animal rights group
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said despite the shabby treatment of deer in general,
her organization has not received any complaints about how Santa Claus treats his reindeer.
- Los Angeles (LA) Times

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation.
The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.
- Unknown

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days,
recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler
back to his own fireside and quiet home!
- Charles Dickens